My dog accidentally ate a weed gummy today so I spent the afternoon watching football from an animal hospital. Good news: he’s fine, will just probably be stoned for the rest of his life. Pls send snax.

When you carry a child for 9 months just for that child to look just like their daddy 🙄😂😭

My baby slept for 6 hours straight and tbh I haven’t felt this rested since she was born 8 weeks ago 😅

Lol @ my life

When you take your baby to the pediatrician because you think she has an ear infection but turns out she’s just pulling her ear because she discovered she has an ear 🥴

March lasted 3 years while April going by in 4 minutes

At this rate I’m gonna have grey hair by the time I’m 25 😐🤣

My daughter already has my attitude and she’s only five months old, lord help me 🥴🤣

I already regret my decisions last night knowing I have to be at work at 8am🥴

Me at work complaining Vs. When I get offf how tired I am

some of y’all getting older but not growing up

You only in your 20’s. relax.

Came to the office with a Frappuccino from Starbucks and Dr V told me I’m gonna get heart blockages 🥴😂

It is sooo true you find out who your friends are when you have a baby 🙃

This is the best thing Apple has ever done

My worst mistake was getting a job at a call center when I hate people yelling at me 🥲