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barn owl cursed to live in human form

@samwellthebard

westerosi law isn't real (and neither is us law). she/they. 25+.

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NEON's Park Chan-wook Movie 'No Other Choice' To Become 2nd Highest Grossing Korean Release In U.S.; Looks To Topple Director's Top Grossing Pic WW 'Handmaiden' deadline.com/2026/01/box-of…

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trader joe’s is good bc it’s the last gasp of affordable, reasonably healthy, ready to eat food. I grew up on Costco take-and-bake trays and party platters. we gotta normalize just heating up a pot roast and making a salad.

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it’s so crazy that all these people harp on cooking as this insurmountably hard act when the reality is it’s cleaning up after cooking yourself a good meal that is hell on earth

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the dirty secret is that every cuisine has like a handful of nonnegotiable ingredients/flavors, and if you’re not going for authenticity, you can skip/replace the rest. that’s why “italian” and “taco” seasoning exists

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Essosi international student in my class was telling me about how his Lord of Light worshipping dad in Volantis believes that Stannis was chosen by R'hollor to win the Battle of Winterfell, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the Seven Kingdoms

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if you listened to this 100+ times in 2015 you should be allowed to pretend you’ve read infinite jest open.spotify.com/track/4sNwdacK…

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my gp told me I should lose weight for my high cholesterol. I lost 35 lbs in three months and when I returned, she was so concerned she started referring me to specialists. my cholesterol did go down tho.

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my heart yearns to be an emerald fennell defender. I’m an inveterate contrarian, I disdain the corset-bound historical accuracy crowd, I love the aesthetics, and I even have a soft spot for a self-involved nepodaughter. but her films fail to evoke any such emotion at all.