Sometimes you just have to turn on the brutality switch. 🤘🏻

Why the fuck is Toby Young a Lord? Jobs for the boys I guess.

Fucking hell. Just went to look at my flat in W2 that I rented out. I was told by the estate agent the tenant was a female lawyer. Looks more like a crack den to me.

Come on Make Guenther Great Again 🤘🏻🙏🏻🖤

Attempt number one of actually cooking from the FT Weekend magazine. Chilli Crab Pasta. I couldn’t find gluten free linguine.

Ready. Steady. Cook. 🧑‍🍳

Bizarre when you’ve had a shit morning, up at 4AM, arguing with people over the phone. You decide to go for a walk and listen to some music on Chelsea Embankment and you end up with an 85 year old bloke sitting next to you and having a great chat! The universe knows.

Student Visa. Cycling on the pavement. E Bike. Deliveroo/Uber Eats/Just Eat. Who knows. Cycled into me then said he doesn’t speak English 😂

The World’s Largest Council Flat.

I hate the U.K. Used to love London. Wrapping up a deal and I’m outta here.

Morning versus Afternoon in the United Kingdom. Cloud seeding much. 🤨

I love my CEO. I Sent him a chart about solar energy and he said I’ll look at it tomorrow I’ve been out on the piss since 1PM. 😂😂😂

Why do so many parents boast about their child having autism or ADHD? This is becoming a very strange trend.

COYI ⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️

Sipping Rose thinking about my step dad. Odd one.

Yes I have a deal breaker. Clarence Court Eggs. Fiji Water and Whispering Angel Rosé.

Incredibly kind of the people digging up my road for the entire morning whilst I was trying to sleep in time for my East Coast work call. Apparently they’re replacing the gas pipes. Which none of us have. 🤨

Brutality Switch Time. Merry Monday.

Fucking excellent Monday.

You’ve gotta have fresh lavender sprinkled around the gaff.