When the problem of evil doesn’t devastate believers, try the problem of good.

It doesn’t matter in the least. Even if the thought never entered her head until he suggested it (which is highly unlikely), she was the adult entrusted with his care. The fact that he believes he was the responsible one shows how deeply she betrayed that trust.

I was about to Google how much government funding has actually been cut when I came across a significantly more troubling question:

I have yet to find a mainstream Bible translation that I straight up don’t like, but I appreciate all the suggestions. I’ll keep looking. I’m sure at least one of these sincere attempts by God’s people to maximize the accessibility of His Word will fill me with rage.

I’ve seen a couple tweets about Hebrews, so it’s time to set this straight again: Hebrews is a Lucan compilation of Paul’s normal method of preaching to Jews, gathered during their shared travels and edited into single work to be sent to churches.

Maybe 2-3. I don’t think I’m at all intimidating, and no one’s ever suggested otherwise to me. But then again, maybe they’re all too scared to.

Same energy

You know that thing when a Christian filmmaker tries to awkwardly fit a gospel presentation into a story by giving characters a random spiritual conversation or something? That’s how I feel about the obligatory atheist spiel that Ricky Gervais works into each of his shows.

Today I learned that Google removed the long-standing directive, "Don't be evil," from their official code of conduct seven years ago. I'm sure it's fine.

Alright, hear me out:

It's like those white strips on a razor that fall off when it's time for a new razor. When the towel rips here, it's time for a new towel.

Calvin and Hobbes.

Highly recommend

I don’t enjoy listening to Prince.

Could someone please write a doctoral thesis on the influence of Homestar Runner on the comedy style of modern television?

“There is no way of telling people that they are all walking around shining like the sun.” ~ Merton

The announcement:

The actual announcement:

There might be illegal immigrants among the rapists implicated in the Epstein files. We should check.

Personally, I think it’s good that there are people brave enough to go out, responsibly armed for their protection, into potentially dangerous situations in order to defend American communities.