'full moon.. red moon... who knows. i'm always in outer space' - realest thing i've heard in a minute

everyone wants the flex of walking they dog off leash nobody real or honest with themselves of the consequences

27 is going to be a peak year i fear. i can feel it coming

i don't want to become a weedfluencer... but the voices... the voices do...

'every mom was born today' never gets old

blinkers don't feel as easy as they used to

still strong supportive mutuals with the girl who said something nice to me when i was depressed and unhinged in LIL Bs instagram comment section in like 2017 and i think that's beautiful

pasta guns!

getting mustard on the beat for that is crazy

some ppl really will do anything but go into therapy

full moon cooking rn

road signs provoke a level of untapped collective consciousness

i don't think i'll ever forget the time i tried to buy a drake cd from good will and someone ended up switching out their mixtape

baby girls first NDA

abt to start telling ppl i got an accounting job. the fuck

I just had two patients in a row wearing snoopy shirts, upon telling the second patient this, he says 'ugh, well, he's just a guy!'

manipedi for 4/20 bc i'm about to be serving while i serve