some ppl really will do anything but go into therapy

full moon cooking rn

road signs provoke a level of untapped collective consciousness

i don't think i'll ever forget the time i tried to buy a drake cd from good will and someone ended up switching out their mixtape

baby girls first NDA

abt to start telling ppl i got an accounting job. the fuck

I just had two patients in a row wearing snoopy shirts, upon telling the second patient this, he says 'ugh, well, he's just a guy!'

manipedi for 4/20 bc i'm about to be serving while i serve

if you say 'fuck everybody' that's none of my business

dogs have the ability to judge., yet man's best friend... hmph.

let him cook

Sans from undertale is a master at The Art of War

this is exactly how i tweet here

when Banks said 'please no ARCA' i understood exactly what she meant

i'm nervous abt the leaning tower. i'm sure they talk about it all the time but. .. how MUCH is it gonna lean?

along with embracing cringe I am also embracing being rudimentary and basic. Enjoying things for the first time with a brand new lens and slowly digesting it all. 🤍

you'll see a naked, ungraffiti'd electric box and shake your head. 'a damn shame'

just seen: man with phone in. hand , exasperated with his head thrown back while his girlfriend stands in a bed of flowers