Wondering how bored my mother is at her conference? It’s not even 11 and she’s already messaging me askin do I think she should get bangs

I like fruits that are not too sweet. An Apple is one I like.

My pedometer says drawing 3 panels = 15 steps, it’s now on my non dominant hand...how much more do you think I can get if I switch? 30? 41?

So you’ve attempted The Master Cleanse? Why don’t you ever think you’re good enough? New comic up at my patron patreon.com/dearsallymadden

New episode of Thick Lines podcast with Nurse and your favorite substitute kindergarten art teacher: #SoundCloud soundcloud.app.goo.gl/45PBUiwoDCx5oN…

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Everything I draw today just looks like the lil’ Descendents guy.

Buying the biggest jar of kimchi they had available for sale, the clerk at the register say, how are you? I say HUNGRY. He said oh ok and put a fork and napkin in my bag.

A bee got in this tiny room.. I'd like to shut the door, leaf window open, but what if more buzz in to party?Those workers must need a break

Eavesdropping on my mother explain vehicular exterior wood paneling to the kids- it's a firehose of knowledge aimed at my teacup-sized mind!

Asked @wiegle, can he think of ANYONE more sensual than Tim Curry... 12 minutes later, still unable to top him- except in dreams, evidently!

Did you know the album FFS might not exist if not for a chipped tooth?! Unrelated PSA for tooth decay comic up at sallymadden-blog.tumblr.com

So sorry to announce the prophecy has been fulfilled:just caught myself a second too late drawing on tablet with real actual ink-filled pen

never let down so many kids at once til now, when stopped at light outside HOPPIN ice cream stand, had to keep my dog from car window escape

Dada ask mother what the Rolling Stone song "Connection" was about.. ma say "habañero disease"? Truly on the cutting edge of today's slang!!

What better tells just how productively focused you are than getting up from work and suddenly realizing you really truly REALLY have to pee

Klaus Nomiセーター編みました。

The robins here are the fattest ever, truly humongous.. my dog is shaking and I'm starting to wonder if we're going to make it out of here-