trans people waiting for medical procedures:

Well I love movie theater popcorn & it loves me & would never betray me so the way that I get a terrible stomachache every single time I eat Popcorn Dinner is surely coincidental.

@ me next time

I’m a bad person bc it hadn’t even occurred to me they had separate names

he looks like he’s about to represent cyprus at eurovision 2025

the PA on japanese buses says ‘when you want to get off, please press the button’ and i don’t believe they thought that translation through

I have a BBL. A Beautiful Bisexual Life

3.5 years after sliding into her dms 🥹

shut, and i cannot stress this enough, the FUCK up

pickles are great...until you're in one

explain this tweet to a victorian child

remembered i had free will so i made braised pork belly bao buns from scratch

Advertising is school group projects but with money

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

husband told me his friend got a le creuset dutch oven and he didn't even ask what color. men are hopeless.