Pru when she hears all the different accents in season 12 #GBBO

2nd jab was great I got knocked out for a 3 hour nap and my kids had hours of uninterrupted screen time. Winner all around.

This jason is giving all us other Jason’s a bad name.

gonna get on my call to a guy in SF while under my desk to earn some Kiwi points. #eqnz

#GBBO needs one baker with plot armour. They stay in because of baking comedy: dropping cakes, mixing up salt and sugar, forgetting to set the timer…

This bot gets me.

Yes officer, it seems my husband's been abducted. The man was, was wearing a blue leisure suit. Plates were from Kansas. He was a huge, beastly… bulging man.

This was addressed to me and delivered to my house today. I have no idea who it’s from but If you want to poison or bribe an Alaskan, this is the way to do it people. #yummyfish instagram.com/runswithhandsi…

Twitter forgot who it was.

Looks like Taco Bell already broke Wellington's sewage system.

Great now I gotta do the dishes.

Now let's cover the Ukrainian geography. First, as we can see, Ukraine is a very flat country. It has mountains only in the very west, in Carpathians, and in the very south, on the southern cost of Crimea. The rest of the country is flat as a pancake. What does it mean? 🧵

Everyone has an Air India story so this shouldn’t surprise anyone.

Hey cloudHQ LLC, your customer azmatmalik is using your tools to spam and harrass companies for (unnecessary) security services.

Why did my cat go outside in this?

companies office is having a normal one when you add a new director.

was this written by a motorway?

When told that the queen died my daughter asked who the next queen would be and that sums it all up really.

Twitter is hilarious madness, but I'm terrified to click on anything right now.

Get wellington moving means walking to work in the rain.