Good news everyone, Super Rugby Pacific doesn’t need to be cancelled. Apparently Coronavirus can only be transmitted when there is an actual chance of fans being in the stadium. #rugby 🏉 #COVID19 🦠

🦠 Coronavirus, doing to Super Rugby Pacific what Twiggy couldn’t...

Sad news everyone. I’ve just heard that Super Rugby Pacific has been suspended because of Coronavirus, which surprised me as it’s actually how I found out that Super Rugby Pacific had started

After hearing about New Zealand implementing travel changes today, the Executive of Super Rugby Pacific have made the difficult decision to put the competition on hold for 48-72 hours.

RugbyEAU is pleased to invite applicants for our top job. Please send resumes for the recently vacated CEO position to... Oh wait don’t bother we’ll just ask the #oldboysclub to nominate someone #castle #rugby

We would like to pass on our sincere thanks to Raelene Castle for fulfilling her role diligently...

We can confirm that Game of Thrones producers have been in touch to feature us in a new series #rugby #castle #redwedding

Changed our name. Should just be easier for everyone. #rugby #Castle #rugbyau

Great news... finances sorted, we’ve hired Melbourne Rebels bookkeeper as our CEO #spreadsheet

Actual footage from inside our boardroom this week

Breaking News World Rugby has agreed to a 14.2 million dollar bailout package and we have exclusive footage of them handing it over to us

Hmmm, it’s funny, all it took to stop the leaks and crappy negative news articles pulling us down was to give in to News Corp and put their man in the job. We’re on a roll now, maybe we should just offer our broadcast package to FOX Sports for free!

Our apologies. We would tweet something profound and hilarious but there’s no-one left to make fun of. Rugby Australia axes more than 40 per cent of staff abc.net.au/news/2020-06-0…

The Western Force have won the @RugbyAU National Rugby Championship (NRC) so many times that we have decided to axe it. Please send the silverware back ASAP so we can hock it for cash.

Had to cut South Africa... Just a bit too far west for us #Pro14 #SuperRugby

Nothing to worry about. It’s just a flesh wound. Qantas

Meanwhile, in WA... #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #rain #thunder #lighting #GrandFinal #gabba

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We know you are all struggling with this new Twitter thing so we though we might help you with a few definitions of #Fleet: That moment of hope when you think you might win a #Bledisloe this year The level of job security as our CEO 48-72 hours