How on earth do they give a 20 minute warning for loadshedding. Maak my befak 🤬🤬🤬🤬

100%.

IT's impossible to create wealth in SA anymore...unless you happen to be part of the "10 000", as Moeletsi Mbeki calls them. He reckons there are about 10 000 connected ANC cadres getting all the appointments, deals, contracts and tenders. Tough shit if you not one of them.

Ready to Crocodile Rock Theatre On The Bay in honour of the Rocket Man and his songs! It's "Your Song" on until 21 May. And yes, the fist song is ... my song 🎵 🤣 #theatre #eltonjohn

Totally, where’s the exit???

And remember, no matter how sad their story is, NEVER touch your savings.

What could possibly go wrong?

South Africans take so much shit. Most other countries have been striking and protesting the fuel price. We’re just filling up the night before.

Stay lowkey and let them assume incorrectly.

Entering that age where every time I laugh so hard I throw my head back I wonder if it's the last time my neck will be able to do that.

COMPETITION TIME! Cathy, Holly & Molly are jetting back to Joburg to the Monte_Theatre from Friday 26 August. Win a set of double tickets to 'The Trolley Dollies' on Fri, 26 Aug at 8PM. Visit our website (footnotes.co.za) & click on the competition banner to enter.

me: *gets in uber* me: hi uber driver: hey me: driver: me: driver: *arrived* me: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

That’s enough internet for today

Is it not the most ridiculous concept that today we learn our fate on Eskom Hld SOC Ltd tariff increase. That’s the tweet.

She is the baddest boss bitch around and I love her 🎤

FAMILY MEETING! The Proteas have earned us all the right to pour a celebratory drink. Please, my brothers and sisters, pace yourselves. Kick off is at 9pm. We need all hands on deck. ❤️ #ENGvRSA #ProteaFire #RWC2023 #Springboks

It’s that time of the year again. Book me! Tell a friend! ❤️