how the situationship feels when your friends don’t know about it

"weekends are for having fun" me:

blunt back in hand.. we are so back nigga

Burgundy Calla lilies

Ate healthy the entire day and then swallowed 3 donuts after work

my ex kicked me off the hulu

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

what kinda Scooby-Doo sht is this

Brown lip lineraholic

Sorry if I emasculated you I was spoken to like a grown man when I was growing up

y’ll be arguing with people who haven’t been to the library since 7th grade

when i accidentally click on a live with 2 viewers and the guy starts thanking me for joining his live

niggas died for popeyes sandwiches now they 2 for 1 on doordash

And this why it ain't no such thing as taking a "Break"

the day after Christmas is all about rest and relaxation

“situationship” bro, you’re a 29 year old man.

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on january 28th 2026: