Crying 🤣🤣🤣

apparently pregnant = insomnia, who knew. for someone who typically sleeps 9-13 hours most nights, im struggling

“Living with you is like pissing in the wind” - daily words of love from my love ❤️‍🔥

Archbishop at the start: “the theme is service it’s all about the Kings service” ..ten mins later the commentator, re the many gold ornaments being paraded:“all part of the show and display of status and power”🥲WHICH ONE IS IT these are two very opposite things #KingsCoronation

we’re almost halfway through the year

Delicious, a lovely hair on a piece of chicken from inside a sealed packet! Thanks Aldi Stores UK

How did people even know about threads, I just woke up and people were posting about it and suddenly everyone had it but where was the announcement, it just APPEARED

Shite on a Plane

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant filming The Office (2000)

Just the accuracy of GOT being the most stressful poorly lit show 😵‍💫🥲

Realising I’ve grown up ALOT recently when the character I identify most with in the new season of sex education is Post Natal Jean 💀 💀 💀

I like that the beckhams house seems kinda normal and there’s just cars driving past the window during victorias interviews , they’re not in some big gated community type mansion (probs have that too but I appreciate the staging) #BECKHAM

Watching BBC Strictly ✨ entirely for the opening dance 😍 that Disney dance was so good and so nostalgic

Coming to twitter to make sure everyone else thinks nella is off her box #ImACelebrity

This exchange was one of the most chilling things I've seen on TV. Over-sensitive, narcissistic victimhood personified. It was scary because being accused of something you haven't done taps into a very primal human fear. What a shame. This young woman's career has just come

Jamie Lynn Spears is a machine 🤩 What a challenge #ImACelebrity

So we’ve discovered you need a Tory and a chef when stuck in the jungle 🤪 #ImACelebrity

Famous ppl who can sing wear a mask and then other famous people who can sing get surprised when it’s a famous person who can sing under the mask?? Am I missing the point? Don’t get the concept of the masked singer 😅