Dear Paul McCartney, Please play Mull of Kintyre at Glastonbury. Yours, Every Forest Fan #NFFC

This seems to happen every year! Oh well, come and see a completely rewritten show which starts in 4 weeks… tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/matt-…

My Edinburgh run is now on sale, impeccably timed to fall in the middle of another Tory leadership contest. pleasance.co.uk/event/matt-for…

Dear Jesse Lingard, only #NFFC will give you the things you need. Trams that make a pleasant ‘dong’ noise. A pub with a canal in it. Two Taco Bells. What more could you possibly want?

Oh my God I’m so excited I’m going to puke

The Shipstones fills up from the bottom!

A very classy message. Steve Cooper and the players deserve the credit for getting us promoted, but the owners, the Chairman, Jonny Owen and so many of the staff also deserve credit for the part they’ve played in the success.

Last night I went to see Forest play in the Premier League for the first time since I was 16. Story ends there. #NFFC

🚨 MEGA GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT POST 🚨 The next 5 guests at the Political Party are: 3 Oct: Mick Lynch 17 Oct: Grant Shapps 7 Nov: David Dimbleby 14 Nov: Matt Hancock 5 Dec: Rachel Reeves Tickets: nimaxtheatres.com/shows/the-poli… RMT Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps Matt Hancock Rachel Reeves

Finally. Paul McGregor aka The Lyon Tamer aka The Britpop Footballer is on Twitter. Gi' 'im a foller! #NFFC

This is brilliant news. Steve Cooper is the best manager we’ve had for over 20 years. I’m delighted the owners are backing him, it’s what we all want. #NFFC

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Find yourself something in life that makes you as happy as the new Haaland goal alert makes Matt Forde and Matt Dyson 💜

This means more

Every leadership contest has its own context. What Tory MPs have to appreciate is that they’re choosing our next Prime Minister at a critical time because WE BEAT LIVERPOOL hahahahahahahaha

Thank you to everyone who came to see me tonight or to any night of this tour. It’s been a treat. Cheers!

Give it ‘til January, we’ll get there…

Where’s the emotional montage about how great our fans are?

The more I think about it the more I’m convinced we’ll beat France and win the World Cup. Then I get nervous and start to worry. But then I think about Bellingham, Foden, Kane and I’m convinced we’ll beat France and win the World Cup. Then I get nervous.

This is exceptional from Nottingham Forest. What a powerful thing for a Premier League football club to do and what a stark contrast with the Qatar World Cup.