I honestly kind of want aliens to come invade and just end us bc wtf are we doing out here

please PLEASE do not have kids if you think it’s enough to just feed and shelter them

No bc I will pedal this story to my dead ancestors in Egypt, I will tell the demons that haunt me, and every man I sleep with I will whisper this into his ear late at night. Word to my momma.

If ANYONE wants details about the vanderpump rules drama, I would LOOOOVE to sit on the phone for 3 hours and discuss when I should be working.

I think when you’re transitioning from being a people pleaser to someone with more boundaries it’s so weird, because it’s hard to tell if you’re being mean or if you’re just listening to your own feelings because you’re so used to this only thinking about others

I can’t believe I party for a living

This is a trap.

In LOVE with my doorman, send help.

some of your GRWM make me wanna not get ready ever again in MA life

look I have absolutely no context but I can tell by the way he fell he probably deserved it

can y’all just send me the bud lights🥹🥰

vanderpump rules is like how I see myself in the world. The greatest thing to ever happen to it.

the DJ did something to me yesterday

Idk who need to hear this but you better start living instead of existing. Get the tattoo, get the hairstyle, get the car, get the house, get the dog, hunch on a balcony, get saved, order the combo and make it a large….whatever it is that’s gone make you be like ye-

someone just reached out to me…dead sober…. to plan their wedding that’s on July 3rd. Not oversee vendors, tie up some loose ends, PLAN the wedding, she wants me to show her venues..

honestly really annoyed with my parents for not making me a twin

@TaylorLDN98

bc we’re witnessing a whole genocide Kristen

From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!) Receipts: zeteo.com/p/charlie-kirk…