the fact that astronauts in space still have to deal with microsoft office products feels unfair. like you’re in space. that’s an earth problem

Polymarket

Being Gen Z post-2020:

the american woodcock in bryant park right now

The Spanish are Italians who know they're going to die

You can tell Dallas isn’t part of drakes houtonlantavegas

Fort Worth Stockyards

The "oysters are dirty sewage filters" argument is nonsense About 95% of oysters you eat are farmed, which is a GOOD THING (not pulled from random ocean water). All oyster production in the US runs under the National Shellfish Sanitation Program. Waters pass bacterial testing

explain it to me like i’m 30

we did it patrick! we lowered the cost of eggs!

New Orleans' famous Cafe Du Monde being open since 1862 is fascinating because the city was actively being captured by Union forces and some guy said "This is a perfect time to open my coffee & beignet stand"

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

“we've got over 70 beers in tap” oh wow cool can i have a tequila soda

the study of religion:

hamburger help us

it’s amazing that we came from fish and now we have parties

fuck yeah chorizo con huevo orchid

King Henry VIII type beat