Y’all use CF to be sneaky, I use it as my unnecessary daily blog for people who don’t gaf 😭

to all the girls that post story times & rants on their close friends, just know i watch all of them on my lunch breaks🫶🏼pls don’t stop posting

a funny girl is better than a beautiful girl but I’m both

she a 10 but she sleeps all day

It’s hot asf and people expect me to dress like a respectable young woman???

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

Homebody but I step out occasionally.

she’s a 10 but she quadruple texts you in every conversation bc she has too many thoughts

mood

focused on my money & curating the perfect little barbie doll life for myself

Why cant Mexican moms just fall asleep, like bro ima come home chill

People be like: 7pm: Coming 8:30pm: Around the corner 1am: Here

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package otw

i do not forgive and forget, i hate and remember 😍

only a few good women left in this world n it’s me n my bestfriend

I’m to depressed rn to take pics and prove I’m still sexy, you guys will just have to believe me