I’d watch 10 more seasons of The Glee Project, even if Glee’s not airing for them to get onto

be honest would you understand if I said I want to pop his legs out of their sockets

Melbourne! I am coming to your comedy fest this April and contrary to popular belief I have not sold out! Please come! Please! Pls!

i have never been more thoroughly confused in my life than when sue unveiled her klaine shrine

Number one on the field and number one in your heart 🫶

When I imagine myself as a fully grown woman (I am one) I am picturing this

Bout to start promoting my two week run in Melbourne the way jojo siwa is promoting her one song

Melbourne I’ve arrived and even though I’ve been incredibly chill and nonchalant about it, I’d actually love you to buy tickets here comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/rub…

Don’t believe everything you hear Melbourne, I do in fact have a lot of tickets available for tonight and tomorrows shows! Grab em here! Please! Yeah! comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/rub…

My parents paid off their mortgage I’m so annoyed that was supposed to be MY moment when I got rich and famous and saved them :(

Just tried to google a memory! Full brainrot has been reached! We are at capacity!

Just replied to all my unread messages yeah pretty big day

Just found out my year eleven english essays are still being used as exemplars in class and that news is a high no drug has ever offered me

Character development alert! I love to listen to obscene and incredibly sexist rap when I write I guess

I’m exactly who you all think I am. Lady Bird is my favourite film :(

all men do is talk to me about stanley kubrick

My therapist has no idea the bomb I’m bout to drop into todays session

Feel like shit just want my polly pockets back

NEVER get on the bad side of a girl in her hyphenating her middle name era

My favourite animal is my mum’s spotify wrapped