roman: are you getting enough sleep? gerri: sometimes when i sneeze my eyes close.

roman, after gerri tells him to apologise for something: okay, i’ll do it. but i have to warn you, this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with!

gerri: stay out of trouble. roman: not my strong suit.

gerri: *hugs roman from behind and softly kisses his neck* gerri: *whispers* hide my work phone again, and we're over.

karl: you kissed roman?! gerri: i didn’t know what else to do! he had those big sad eyes! frank: well, sure, you had no choice.

gerri: i don’t sing in the shower… gerri: i perform.

roman: something doesn't feel right. gerri: maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. roman: *bursts out laughing* no, but that's funny.

roman: did you have a good time? gerri, angry: do i sound like i had a good time?! roman: how the hell should i know? you’re always like this!

gerri: while i’m gone, roman, you’re in charge. roman: yes!! gerri, whispering: frank, you’re secretly in charge. frank: obviously.

shiv: what’s your favourite colour? roman: gerri. roman: wait, what was the question again?

roman: so ger, do you have a date for valentine’s day? gerri: yeah, i’m pretty sure it’s february 14th.

gerri: i wish i could say i outdid myself, but i’m always this good. so i simply did myself.

roman: :( roman: *sees gerri* roman: :)

roman: say what you want about me but i never make the same mistake twice. gerri: no, but you make new and increasingly worse mistakes each time.

roman: what’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? gerri, mumbling: you. roman: what? gerri: i said a cute animal i saw at the zoo.

roman to gerri: you’re muttering under your breath… years of experience have taught me that when you do that it’s usually about me.

roman: thank you for not saying “i told you so.” gerri: when you’re as right as i am, you don’t have to say it.

gerri: nobody is perfect. gerri: even me, i’m attracted to roman.

gerri: roman is washing the dishes and i just heard him say “who do you work for? who’s your contact?” while repeatedly pushing a glass under water. frank: at least he’s finally doing some chores.

roman: *watching cute animal videos* i could spend a whole day doing this. gerri: *watching videos of her cute slime puppy* me too.