Wait for it 🤣🤣

I can’t wait to get 2020 into my hindsight

I’ve never really been interested in duck hunting . You could say I’ve never gotten into fowl play.

I’m going to open up a Halloween shop that will have a very narrow selection of items. It won’t have a lot. What would I call it? SCARE CITY

I had some trail mix the other day and it didn’t even have a single piece of dirt

My fish? Reel big

My pumpkins? Smashing

I have a hardcore joke but it’s the pits.

Of all the Lion King-themed breakfast dishes, my favorite is the Hakuna Frittata.

My cousin died at 6:30 this morning from COVID-19. Please wear a mask.

Filed to ESPN: Eagles coach Doug Pederson has tested positive for the coronavirus, according to sources. He relayed the news to the team tonight after a second positive test confirming the news.

One of the few positive effects of these scary times is the increased interest in skateboarding. It’s been uplifting to see so many learning to skate in their “downtime.” I believe they’re in pursuit of the same feeling this Ukrainian girl got when she landed her first kickflip.

I’m so honored and READY, Billy!

who did this? 😂

Turn it upside down and it's an alien reading Torah. You're welcome.