If I was Ed I’d be marching out of Downing Street to greet the press pack eating the biggest fuck off bacon sandwich mankind has ever known

Everyone slags Starmer over the family background in tools but in fairness he can assemble a cabinet quickly

Keep seeing James Timpson, Minister for Prisons and probation, described as "a guy that cuts keys"... No, a man that has been chair of the Prison Reform society for nearly decade, actively works in the arena to reduce recidivism, & employs 40% of his workforce as ex offenders🧵

I don't know who needs to hear this, but school displays don't need to be filled for the first day back in September. Grow them as you go

Near, far, wherever you are... 😉 #OpeningCeremony

Random question: Where has the torch gone?

Who knows what the children have seen on the news or heard at home this week, or over the coming weeks. When we get back to school we must show them the value of tolerance, inclusivity, empathy and respect. Right from day one, in every classroom. Show them what really matters.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not migrant dinghy.

This! 🙌

Yup.

Just seen a fantastic show from Olga Koch Edinburgh Festival Fringe well worth getting a ticket if you can. I absolutely loved it. One of my favourites this year.

This will shock you, but I actually think Liz Truss was right - there is scope for further public spending cuts. I’d start with the substantial amount of money allocated to former Prime Ministers every year for the rest of their lives. Perhaps link it to time spent in office?

Politics UK The Times and The Sunday Times They can obviously afford it Those who say they work hard to do so need to know, 1000's of families work as hard just to afford food,or a pair of socks.Ucan buy a cheaper house/car,less clothes/things/assets. Poor people don't have the luxury of having anything to give up

The way this is going there will be people who have been in a queue for Oasis tickets for longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister...

If you’re finding your belief and faith in Labour wobbling after just 76 days you must ask why. The campaign of MSM and Tories is well orchestrated. Don’t fall for it. None of the good stuff is being amplified- only the bad.

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Made it back in for anyone who might have noticed I’d been taken over by nasties. If you’re here for the other stuff you’ll be disappointed.

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