#MetGala

just heard an ad on the radio about a literal festival called the annual hillbilly festival in nowata. literally how am i from there.

all i want in life is to play one good game of true american

i wasn’t put on earth to look for parking

the urge to use “🫡” in work messages is so strong but I’m being really brave about it

i love when people post a selfie on linkedin with an inspirational quote. like that is such a bold move. personally couldn’t do it but i love those who can

barbie (2023)

i just fully sat and watched the weather on the news while eating dinner. what is happening to me

the absolute worst guy u know is gonna dress like this for halloween this year btw

me after begging my friends to take my pictures

i don’t need a diagnosis i just know

When I tell my mom a joke that turns into a lecture

Someone: “you pick” me:

me getting ready to annoy my favorite person as soon as they wake up

i’m pretty good with money unless i walk into target, costco, trader joe’s, tj maxx, a mall, or a bookstore

feeling like