‘A succulent Chinese seal?’

Guests get more challenging questions on fucking Graham Norton than this. Meanwhile Catherine Connolly is being asked to condemn fictional scenarios, and who her friends are. We all know who Heather's friends actually are. We see them burning effigies of us every July.

Heimir has been such a disaster. His tactics after the red were bizarre. His tactics after the goal card openly invited 10 men onto us. Bin him before November. Give us some semblance of hope.

This is community. A whole tram carriage coming together to laugh at a cock-eyed addict, who is acting the bollocks getting his just desserts.

#AccidentalPartridge

It's been 106 days since I have stepped foot in Harvey's room. It was the 1st thing I did when I got home this evening. I hugged his wheelchair and I cried. Yes, we will see #JusticeForHarvey and all of the innocent children failed by the state ✊

Dunphy knew This fella, Ronaldo, is a cod

You have watched The Moment nearly 30 million times already, why not watch it once or twice more, in super slow motion #coybig #troyparrott

Hear me out

Roy if the two lads miss a present #LateLateToyShow

Paddy when a kid is trying to talk but he has a link to go to. #LateLateToyShow

Paddy in his Hip-Hop gear #LateLateToyShow

“Your donations will be going to help children around Ireland, like this brave little boy from Kilkenny who contacted us today” #latelatetoyshow

Two nondescript video messages from two lads who couldn't be arsed. #LateLateToyShow

Believe we are on course for a world-record Carragherian pause before his #MNF take on Salah's outburst

Casemiro grabs someone by the throat. Banned. Opposition player grabs Dalot by the throat. Both booked.

Winter Hunderland

Fox hunting debates on Boxing Day always remind me of this brilliant scene from Alan Partridge’s Mid Morning Matters.

Incredible 😂😂

Iceland coach Heimir Hallgrímsson this morning: "Nobody came here to say hi to Ronaldo. We don't care if he didn't want to shake any hands."