That’s not Bruno

And LFC fans think Isak ain’t worth £150m 🤣 price surely going up after this!

Let him rot in the reserves for the remainder of his contract. #nufc #isak

What a performance from Newcastle. People will say Liverpool were awful, but they weren’t allowed to play in those first 25/30 mins. Goal from nothing and red card change the game, that’s football. Proud of the lads.

Literally can’t even research Eddie Howe quotes to get the story right.

When do Man United stop being a big club? We must be close now.

I’m fully invested, knowing it’s going to be bollocks but what if it’s not 🤣

Clears £100m profit. Wissa and a CM too much to ask??

Someone tell Chelsea. £130m and he’s yours.

Mocked by other fans all transfer window, but this is up there with one of the best we’ve had. Squad is much stronger this year, just need Eddie to get them playing.

🤣🤣🤣

Gabriel, that is TRAGIC!

🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT from our former CEO Spencer

Players who shouldn’t be starting for Newcastle if they want to be consistently in top 4: Burn Murphy Barnes Elanga Joelinton Woltemade - too raw Willock Ramsey Other than that, it’s all good. #NUFC

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AngryGinge’s Hashtag Allstars lineup 💫 angryginge Thoughts? 👀

Jake Paul couldn’t run away for all 8 rounds 😂

Conceded 3 shit goals and answered everyone. Not our best performance, but a big boost for the mentality. Up the mags!!!! #nufc

Wissa and Woltemade! This is not a drill! #NUFC

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑻𝑨𝑮 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 #️⃣ The ALLSTARS play their FIRST EVER match, and they’re using a brand new formation… but is it actually any good..? 🤨 Video is OUT NOW on the Hashtag United YouTube channel 👀