Guys will be like this is my emotional support ex girlfriend

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE WHOLE PLANET

トムのホットサンド🥪

trying to diversify my stock portfolio by getting into bouillon

WITNESS ME

intrusive squish

slipping a tiny figurine of myself into the pocket of a stranger

Park rangers in CRAB Park this morning evicting people from their homes during an atmospheric river because "this is the park with the most eyes on it." Unconscionable. Shame on City of Vancouver and Vancouver Board of Parks and Recreation

Three Worlds #artbots #escher

Jason Bourne: How do I know I can inhale from a 425° vape for 79 seconds without scorching my lungs

Lists are already circulating of Canadian alternatives to US products. Here’s one.

Siri: I've set an alarm for "stop sucking on the weed flute" at 2pm for you.

Okay show me the case of group chats of 70k women where they shared tips on how to rape men, share AI porn of their sons and male friends. Show me a women that planned for a decade to let other women rape her husband. Show me what men was ganged rape by women in India.

how I stand in the conversation circle being completely silent for 40 minutes

yo bro... im at the spot man......

the worst time to take a minute to let it all sink in is when youve driven your car into the tar pits