Big nursing doesn't want you to know you can put pretty much anything you want inside you and it'll come back out, if you can't get it out you're an idiot

Do you guys think Charlie Kirk is gonna revive during the blood moon like a Zelda enemy

this machine can also say "you are throwing your life away, you will die alone, you were born wrong, you are dark inside, and you will never be forgiven" and I wouldn't have it any other way

Sometimes I want to reply to a post in Spanish but I feel like if I write in English I'm a loser and if I write it in Spanish I'm a poser

Ive lived in Arizona and Minnesota, my team is not supposed to win the Superbowl. What do I even do now

"My favorite pokemon is zygarde complete" yeah fuck you buddy

Breeding kink puppy girl hearing the phrase "pregnant pause" and getting so horny she throws up

MEWGENICS IS JUST AS PEAK AS I HOPED EDMUND COIN IS THROUGH THE ROOF

Dude come on. Are you seriously cask of Amontillado-ing me right now. dude seriously it's getting really dark in here. ᴬⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃˢᵗ ᵇʳᶦᶜᵏ ᶦⁿ. ᵁⁿᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵃᵇˡᵉ.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Mewgenics already making me so angry I want to drive to Mexico. Theyve truly done it again

This character also appears if you get so angry during an encounter you alt f4 and have to walk around for a bit

My mewgenics cat has sociopathy and actively tries to murder my other cats every battle

'Edmund please stop talking about chrischan' challenge. This is where Edmund please stops talking about chrischan please

Found out I can in fact balance a shampoo bottle on it while standing straight up

He's a bad bad kitty! A bad bad kitty!

You ever meet someone that says "im not autistic I was tested" and you realize whoever told them that should have their degree revoked

Naw why he hangin his little steel balls

My life has been so busy for the last week I yearn for my cats I want to breed my cats I want to send my cats into battle I want to give my cats away to strange individuals for goods and services

🎵 I'm a chumbucket kitty baby livin in the city maybe you can throw me somethin mister you can throw me somethin COME ON 🎵