YESSSS! #GoSounders

Let’s go SOUNDERS! #GoSounders #MLSCup

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I thought this stuff only happened in third world counties... #January20thcannotcomesoonenough

The Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.

Wrapping presents with a 2 year old takes a special kind of patience.

Wifey: You have boogers in your nose. Me: George Clooney has boogers in his nose too. Wifey: OK…what is that suppose to mean? #shedoesntgettheshow #youdontgettheshow Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! #Sounders

It’s called “CarryingAFranchitis” #duh

If I ever have a hyphenated last name I am playing for the Kansas City Chiefs. #howmanyarethere #Humphrey-Schiefelbein

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So great to see that kind of atmosphere at Assembly Hall tonight! #GoHoosiers

LET’S GOOOOOOOO! BACK IN IT!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

#NightCourt is back?!?!

If you don’t like #MarchMadness than I cannot be friends with you.

Someone loves the Omaha Productions #ManningCast! #futureQB1

Homemade eggnog ✅ Fire ✅ Kids on the couch with me ✅ Indiana Basketball vs KU ✅ #gonnabeagoodmorning #GoHoosiers

No one ever preps you for the amount of bandaids you will have to buy as a parent of a toddler.

Me and Amazon are gonna have some issues if they keep showing up at 9pm in unmarked vehicles… #sickemHazel

Love it when your toddler uses Forever Stamps as stickers! 📪✉️ #forevercostingmeafortune