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"I got really drunk last night, I'm sorry," I said to our lass "Yes, you shit in the porch at 1.35. AM." she said. " How do you know it was me, and that time." I asked. "Because you rang the doorbell and asked for fucking toilet paper."

That gets my vote

judyblue43411 Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 Yorkie 'B' 🏴‍☠️ RN VD and Scar..🇬🇧 You know 100's of people Give this a repost please 👍 Anyone travelling to London on the 13th from Cumbria with a spare seat please get in touch with judyblue43411 🤞

Just called my mate at work and he said that he hasn't stopped all day. Lovely bloke… Shit bus driver....

I got stung by a bee today.. 20 fucking quid for a jar of honey.....

#AllCallSigns 👇👇👇🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

When the government puts the rights of invaders over British citizens, it should do well, to remember that they govern by consent. I now withdraw my consent to this government, the judiciary, and the police, with immediate effect. We are all now Outlaw citizens 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

This guy - Carlito - spent three years posting as an anonymous troll. He sent nearly 18,000 vile messages. But he’s no longer anonymous because this is his picture - and he’s not happy that I’ve shared it! Please do NOT share!

Drop a ❤️ retweet and follow me if you think women in the UK should be allowed to carry pepper spray.

x.com/i/spaces/1lPKq… Court ruling says Illegal immigrants are more important than British citizens. Tensions rising at demos and more. All welcome. Please set reminders and repost. 🇬🇧

I was on a first date last night, and as the waiter was clearing our table, my date said she'd like to see more of me. So I got my knob out....

Full kit wanker walking around taking down St George's Cross flags. Make him famous.

I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. "No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll

Antifa/Commie cuts down English flags on a bridge and then stamps on them 🤬🤬🤬 Make him famous 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👊👊

The latest addition to my 'pest control ' family...

We are being lied to (again) about the summer of 2025 being the hottest in history. You cannot be fucking serious! A lot of us remember the summer of '76, and I can state, without fear of contradiction, that '76 was fucking brutal! So, shove your fake climate change bollocks, 9

God help this poor benighted country. Elon Musk please note what’s happening over here. Please everyone RT & share this extraordinary saga from the lovely Graham Linehan who has been arrested, put in a cell, treated like a terrorist, a criminal for a harmless tweet. I just got

We all know one....

Rest In Peace... Royal Marine Afghanistan War Vet Sam Morgan tragically lost his battle with depression and took his own life. He served 3 tours during the war. His wife stated he was battling with PTSD and the conventional therapy wasn't working for him. Sam's family said: