On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker "Mastercard" because they take credit for other people's work.

yo work shift go by fast asf when you call off 😭😂

Assault with a deli weapon

Her name made me google it & dawg why in thee fuck 😭😭😭

so real

lemme take a wild guess

She got your phone drill.

This is next level stupid here

The genius who’s turning PLASTIC TO GASOLINE has had a successful test run!

Celine Peon, Complaint Department My mother told me its a blessing to have a relationship with your children when they get older. Sadly you wont get that blessing. YOU made the choice to have them. Kids are small humans. Y'all act like their feelings don't matter and wonder why they don't talk to you about things

Every time I pick Kelsey Mitchell she be on weak shit lol smh

i get it now. you call your kid a bitch because your dad calls you ugly! makes sense!

When you really think about it its crazy that this happens

Pandering attention seeker

I’m talking to my homeboy & I just don’t get it… He’ll take a broke girl on trips, feed her, spoil her 😭 but the woman who got her own, he want to do the bare minimum… Make it make sense. Like I do not get that!

Atlanta is a funny ass city man and the people dumb as fuck

Fake bush lovers after a run in with a real winter coat

Siri finna sound like 𝒴

i opened the door for a stud at family dollar she said GO NGGA!