Food, Water, Shelter

Maybe I should have

Real shit if you are asking someone for a pen in class and you are 20 years old what are you doing like just drop out

I spilled boiling Throat Coat tea on my foot through my sock and all I got was this crop top tank top

I’d take a dead riv over a lively landshark any day of the week

Pianist allergic to Ivory so they can only play on the black keys

I haven’t had Cold Stone since 2021

Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here

When your girl goes home to farm and you go home to garden

Double oily

In college, wherever you may dwell, there is a dining room table that has everything on it

That feeling when baggy jeans become jeans

New Jon Bois video got me like

I hate e-bikes almost as much as AI

That fuckin Ukulele

My cousin is dual-wielding Labubus

A goofy fishtank cleaner

When you’re in the womb you’re not naked your mom your clothes

Get Brandon McANUS and Matt LaHitler off my team THANK YOU