I can’t believe we have meetings that are N hour long like what do we even talk about

The only hill I’ll die on is that woman should be allowed to free the nipple

Ok chill

Have u guys ever realized when u share ur screen and go to type something in url bar or google everyone can see ur past searches

Doing my hair

What do Waymo’s do when a person passes out in the car

Do u guys know what it’s like to go to bed hammered and wake up with this new iPhone software update ?????

It’s like a pup cup for retarded people

Vecna just needs some p*ssy

I was cussing my ~partner~ out and stepped on my dogs squeaky toy which totally decredited me

What did TCU win

Miami coach is fat or something I don’t like him

God should have given dogs thumbs

Who do u think was like let’s make a tv that when the power is off the light is on and when the power is on the light turns off

Da bears

Nightmare hinge man career

Got hammered at the Cincinnati wxyz bar last night

I have unlocked a new enemy