Not even Thanksgiving! Too early!!

Hey! Some of us were falling for him to be fired when the move was announced

Contrary to popular belief it rules to see your homies live your dream. (I am also insanely jealous this looks incredible)

This the shit they don’t tell you about in Lane 1

Level > 9000:

Counterpoint:

Chances are she’s the most racist person in that relationship!

Fire KP at the postgame presser

Warm enough to snow? Yeah I’ll take it

A small but interesting detail in all of this is that the mayor of Minneapolis used to be a pro runner and a 2:16 marathon guy.

Another cool detail is he could approve an eviction moratorium in Minneapolis faster than it takes to run one (1) mile at 2:16 marathon pace

It’s beautiful

Anyway distance superiority aside, the absolute maximum a race should cost in any conceivable circumstance is like $3/kilometer of distance

It’s a whole new ballgame after mile 20, but mile 23 is where you really question “is life worth living? Go Birds”

So what I’m really saying is an eighteen mile long run is four miles longer than a fifteen mile long run, but a 20 mile long run is five miles longer than an 18 mile long run. My sleep paralysis demon:

You ever think about your good 5ks? Me:

Delle Donne’s 2019 season clears anything either one of these dudes have done by a mile