IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH!! There is this thing, it’s apparently called snow, and it’s basically the best. In case you had not heard of it before. —crowley

I have discovered that the forest here contains two extremely enjoyable things: antlers on the ground, and rabbits, both of which clearly belong in my mouth. —c.

The snow here comes in a diversity of flavours, redolent with the terroir of alpine forrest. 14/10 would recommend the frozen smorgasbord. —crowley

*sigh* why is this weird little rock collector dude laying on top of me —merlin

I am told that I am currently in the way of the rock wall construction for our new hearth, but this is the warmest spot, so I’m very sorry but unfortunately for you, it’s my spot. —crowley

Having an existential crisis.. is my snoot too big? —crowley

would you say hi to me (Y/y) —m

I want a girl with a short nap and a loooooong legs —crowley

wood work day

Large wolfhound the size of a small wolfhound is completely blocking both lanes hallway corridor at main bedroom junction. Please use caution and watch for emergency snacks in the area. —crowley

Not to complain, but I’ve been on this earthenly plane for one half of its nearest celestial orbit, and I do not believe I have received the requisite amount of attention. Would you pet me? (Y/y)

tryin to get this weird little crowley guy to put the paws in the water —merlin

Found a quick hack for growing taller! —Crowley

the little guy is copying my style. buddy, professor sweaters are my thing —merlin

Fine I guess if being a handsome puppy in an argyle sweater gets me extra attention, I’ll wear it. —Crowley

henlo hoom this is final warning, i bring backup hound to strongly inform you that it is dangerous to go to bathroom alone —merlin

ladies and gentlethems, i did it, i jumped the (ikea) shark

is that a piece of cheese in your hand or am i just happy to see you