Our dog with weird legs.

The amount of promoted tweets on my timeline has made twitter unusable.

Watching White Lotus

My wife is in bad with me play scrabble at our home.

“Prince Harry should stay quiet” people who read everything about him.

Wife "Do you know what day it is tomorrow" Me "January twenty sec... oh our anniversary"

Wordle should also be timed.

At some point of every baby hiccup session you wonder if they will ever end.

After 2 nights I can say definitely worth it. Plus you can buy used and resell it so the actual cost is much less.

me trying to impress my crush

The beverage hydration index is a measure for how well the body retains fluid after exercise with different beverages. Some surprises?? Read the blog on bit.ly/2X6nxXI

Sometimes I think the way my wife “places” dishes in the dishwasher is to get a response from me.

Wife is in Panama and there is mass protests going on for days because of a Canadian company (first quantum) operating a copper mine. Literally can’t find anything in the Canadian press about it.

If anyone wants seats from the sky dome I know where to get some.

Wife”why does the baby have the yak cheese bone in her mouth”. Me looking up from phone “baby why are you making me look bad”

My favourite parenting technique is lying on the ground while the baby crawls all over me and hits me. Takes very little energy and they love it.

Business idea, a daycare which a only child with no siblings is allowed to go to. Normal ones are disease factories and would gladly pay more to have less sickness in the house.

A Twitter setting where I don’t see tweets that have over 10k likes unless I follow the account would be nice.

Personally if I wanted to show a gesture of spreading love I would put my hand on my heart then sweep my arm like I was spreading grass seed, not a nazi salute.