Graduation isn’t enough anymore…

Me and Nolan in Chemistry making a clear liquid pink using magic(titration)

What if vampirism is a recessive gene and everyone just got really lucky except that one guy

I’m poor as shit 💀

Me on my way to the physics make up test tomorrow after I forgot the entire subject over break

Mfs be like “I don’t castle queenside, it’s so much weaker” Maybe you’re just sexist

At this rate I might have to take a dude to prom

He lost his fantasy league

Me, wondering how I can save the city(my GPA) from evil super villains(AP classes)

Sleepaholics like “just 5 more minutes” and swear they aren’t addicted

I love when all the football players go in a circle and whisper secrets to each other before they play