Idc if my child gay straight trans whatever but i draw the line at becoming a cop. Get out of my house you fucking Fed

I should be a bear’s trophy wife but instead I have to go to work in the morning. This is so fucked up and evil 😭

i was going 60 mph on 288 when this was taken 😍 had to get the car i bought not even a month ago towed at 10 pm

she doesn't know she's begging for testosterone cypionate

happy new years to all the sexy butches and femmes … the rest of you … have the new years you deserve

2026 already bad wdym i got pulled over january first and then proceeded to have the worst day at work ever

not now kitten daddys going through an episode where every week something outside of his control happens and it slowly chips away at his stability

today is january 7th 2026, the only day you can retweet this

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i really fuck with boys who looks like lesbians and lesbians who look like boys

call me spiderman bc i love me some mj

friendship rlly is magic... ty MAZ 🪷🐚🌕⚢ 🇵🇸

people should talk about friendships breakup more often because wdym ive been feeling this endlessly agony in my chest since me and that person drifted apart like 10 months ago

sign board i made for work 🙂‍↕️ maybe i do want to get back into making physical art... this took like 2 hours and half of it was spent trying to get the color out of the markers (notice the tiny ass strawberries bc our red was basically done for)

man i cannot wait to move out and have my own space that i feel comfortable existing in! and i can invite friends over! and not live in filth for once!!! genuinely i dont think my parents know how to clean/maintain a house but thats not a story for twitter

call this shit the federal reserve the way it not making cents

out of all the piercings and tattoos and shit i want, the only body mod i love but will probably never get is a split tongue or tongue piercing. i need that thing in top condition for eating cheetos and when people take pictures of me because idk what else to do

my thoughts on the new animal crossing update so far: