"Guys just don't finger guys in the middle of the game."

"Sexy little spin-o-rama"

"The excitement of too many guys on the ice"

"It's a battle of the Big Rigs! Those are two large structures!"

"So Miro will metaphorically put a pillow over McDavid’s face and whisper, ‘Shh, Connor. Shh, it’ll all be over soon,’ as he...

“It’s the Febreeze list, fresh start boys”

"He’s been the little rubber regurgitator game in and game out."

“They better go hug their goaltender tonight.”

"It’s been like a toddler trying to wrangle a garden hose the last little bit here."

"That truly looked like a fondue pot down there."

"The guy who's swag-less, but has tons of it, is the sort of leader of the Finnish mafia, Miro Heiskanen"

"Jake Oettinger tittilated the endorphins at the American Airlines Center."

“Benneguin is back in vogue in AAC.”

Oh

well yes

razorbot KNEW

“It’s been like trying to track down scalded cats all over the ice, defensively, tonight” razor bot

“A human version of an unmanned firehose”. About Mason Marchment. LMFAO

about time