Extraordinary result in Southend where Labour have won in both Southend West and Southend East. The party campaigned heavily there, but Southend had never had a Labour MP in its history. Now they have two #GeneralElection2024

This, my friends, might just make your morning. Good day to you.

Imagine going to see Stevie Nicks and being 2 bottles of Kylie prosecco in and then Harry Styles comes out? I died, hun style

Trying to shop for nighties. They're literally only either "I'm going to kill you with my thighs during sex" or "come on grandma let's get you to bed" ffs

I miss Tom being in my top 8 💔

Biden and Trump seeing each other in the hospital

Seeing a pregnancy test in a cafe toilet today has sent my thirst-for-gossip antennae WILD

My phone just autocorrected showbusiness to Shoeburyness 😆 #essexgirl

I know I'm an old person etc etc but I just asked a man to turn down his phone, he was playing videos loudly on a train... why did everyone stop using headphones 👵 he now hates me but cmon

Fuck I loved Screwball Scramble

Phenomenal Tony Soprano impression I’m SCREECHING

These say they're an XL but they're actually a size 10

Great news for people who always brought a sick note to PE. Our Olympic games start tomorrow night on BBC 2

Book twitter please help, ever since I've read Hamnet + The Marriage Portrait all I want is more female centric, nature influenced, heavily descriptive and preferably 15th/16th C set books. Please recommend things to satisfy me, Maggie O'F has set the bar high and quite specific

New baby shoes never worn just dropped x

When BBC2 got rid of these idents

Me to my housemate "Ooh are you humming Chappell Roan?" My housemate "...no. Phantom of the Opera." 🙃😆

Ahhh Jen! We run the Poetry Social Club together, check us out: instagram.com/thepoetrysocia…

Cmon then bsky.app/profile/rachel…