What's stopping you from showing up on her doorstep in the pouring rain in a white shirt?

It's my month bitches

Well, there's always hope I'll wake up sane tomorrow.

Surround yourself with people that push you to be better.

Do you think that your opinion is valuable?

HOKA shoes are the gateway drug to New Balance with velcro straps.

Mostly I'd say I am a fucking perfect version of me

Getting too old to work this hard! Sucks having skills 🤣

I suggested to my wife that it seemed pointless to continually fill the bird feeder, as the squirrels always empty it in hours. Behind me, my son said, “It’s in your interest for the squirrels to be on your side when the Great War begins,” and ate another spoonful of Froot Loops.

Quiet whispers
just words for two
Sharing sweet secrets
while enjoying the view

The greatest achievement on twitter is having your tweet stolen

in the still of the night
she watches over me
an astral aster invested
each stardust petal
dripping in the goodwill
offered as a gift freely
at once, an angel and demon
fiercely protecting hers

#vss365

If you want to win an argument, have an imaginary one in your head.
You're welcome.

Focus on the people
who lift you up
They are the ones
you want around

🩷💜🩷🤍🩷💜🤍

my life shines better
only when your
soul touches me better

When are you guys going to wake up and finally admit to yourselves that hash browns do not belong in breakfast burritos

This stage of my life is called a mid life fuck it

No one cares if your bra and panties match when they're on the floor.