Boss, I can't make it into work today bc WW3

Elon Musk FaceTiming his kids...

Housing, gas and grocery prices have gone thru the roof. But the price of a gram has been the same for over 30 years. Maybe we should let El Chapo run the Federal Reserve 🤔

So I'm all set thru 2027

My sister in Christ Kristi Noem ... The average Super Bowl ticket is $8,000 The only illegal alien I know who can afford that is El Chapo. And he's currently in solitary confinement in ADX Supermax in Florence, Colorado 😂

Housing, gas and grocery prices have gone thru the roof. But the price of a gram has been the same for over 30 years. Maybe we should let the plug 🔌 run the Federal Reserve 🤔

Crime has gotten so crazy in LA...I caught a homeless guy trying to siphon gas out of my Tesla

Welp, failed at "No Nut November" again...🤷🏽‍♂️ Next year is my year

It's "Nut On Her November", or whatever 🥳

BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order officially changing the name of the day after Thanksgiving to "White Friday"

Made weed brownies for desert this Thanksgiving. That outta keep the political talk to a minimum 🤣

In order to maintain my diet, I will be eating a🍑 this Thanksgiving

I'm old enough to remember when the term "Cyber Monday" had nothing to do with online shopping It was about going home on a Monday... Logging on to old dial-up AOL... Finding a complete stranger in a public chat room... And tugging on it while texting them 😂

I wish single people got a yearly wrap up on their dating life like they do on Spotify: • You bagged nine 4's and one soft 7 • You frequented P🍑rnH*b at noon daily • You've spent $148 on PIan B • Time invested in toxic relationships: 87 days, 14 hrs, 6 mins, 20 secs

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Sounds just like Christmas with my family 😩

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