George spends Saturday night with a deaf woman in Queens. Elaine goes bowling with a clown without being ostracized by Edward Scissorhands.

Jerry loans $5000 to an actress scarring him for life. Newman pitches the idea of a 'show about nothing' to the cops then flips a coin to decide who gets the apartment, them or the communists in the middle of the night.

Jerry becomes godfather to the child of Monica who looks like she's carrying twins. Newman heckles Woody Allen in the business place of Larry David.

Jerry tries to see 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' with a waitress much to George's chagrin. Morty tries to videotape a mental patient who has a sleepover with a pack of teenagers with a gun.

George receives an atomic wedgie from Carol at Rudy's Antique Boutique. Morty tries to save a Mom & Pop store by enlisting FDR who holds a great deal of influence over Mel Sanger.

George confesses his attraction to Cynthia and loving every minute of it. Jerry pitches a sitcom idea to Todd and has to share a cab with an out-of-work actor.

Kramer has a secret affair with Gina after seeing her naked. Cousin Jeffrey is accused of being a serial killer by Sid but are only offered $20 from George's doorman.

George attends a bachelor auction on behalf of his "wife" but this time, romantically. Jerry is audited by a disgruntled cab driver and is nursed back to health by Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

Jerry will do just about 'anything' for a telemarketer at her law firm. Elaine has lunch with a dentist against the advice of Jack Klompus.

Kramer snoops on his former girlfriend on their anniversary. Uncle Leo makes a phonecall to a barber for not offering a drink to Tuttle.

George gives the "it's not you, it's me" routine to a woman who's name rhymes with a female body part as a bet. Jerry buys a LeBaron that was previously owned by Jerry's parents under the supervision of a mechanic.

George is caught picking his nose by his psychiatrist for reasons beyond our comprehension. Morty drops an air-conditioner unit onto Jake Jarmel and soon becomes jealous of their relationship with L. Ron Hubbard.

Kramer reveals he is lactose intolerant to his "pal, and more" at a birthday party. Jerry gives a brand new Armani suit to the owner of the laundromat but forgets to thank David Duke.

George sells his pants to Miss Rhode Island which leads to disaster. Cousin Jeffrey goes to Los Angeles to track down Jerry's parents due to urine contamination from Demi Moore, in Indecent Proposal.

Kramer refuses to Guggenheim with a big-breasted waitress but is caught in the act by Newman. Newman is arrested for urinating in front of a sniffing accountant and is shocked upon learning about the death of OJ Simpson.

Jerry inherits some old possessions from Marla but is caught in the act by Newman. Frank Costanza overhears a horse racing tip from Aaron but is lied to by an NBC executive.

George gets frustrated with a cashier at Monk's who may or may not have fake breasts. Newman becomes mesmerized by a 3D painting that looks like Dr. Reston and is accused of being insane by their high school gym teacher.

Jerry converts to Latvian Orthodox so he can be with a waitress from Reggie's without financial restitution. Newman leaves an erotic message for a stickler against the advice of the manager of a company that sells women's underwear.

Jerry tries to see 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' with Patrice at Pendant Publishing. Uncle Leo gets ripped off by a sniffing accountant who's been working out with an Anti-Dentite.

Kramer doesn't want to go out for dinner with Uma Thurman at work. Uncle Leo jumps off a hospital roof, landing on a car belonging to a mental patient who is afraid of the last male Kramer.