The way Kenyan on X switches from Mexican Cartel experts to Iran–Israel military strategists and now to Helicopter Crash Engineers needs to be studied.

I'm a hustler baby

Alihata her periods akitafuta attention, snap🫰 after chain usiwahi dharau my session🔥 Musli

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

Sifa zote kwa Mungu na drugs🙏

I've bagged myself a natural, very sweet that one.

Street ni nasty,

My Gensii girlfriend asked me if there’s a fridge worth 500K. I told her, “Of course yes! There’s an LG fridge that has WiFi & can even entaa YouTube. Like You can literally watch movies & listen to music on YouTube from the fridge. She was like, “Ohhh, kumbe haki danganyi”

Gentlemen: Any woman who wants you should be willing to invest in you to prove herself. Buy you airtime, pay your gym subscription, fuel your car if you have one, buy you latest Iphone and pay your bills. It's that simple, we ain't settling for less.

MPs have raised alarm after Sh6.3 billion from the e-Citizen platform was diverted to a private account not approved by the Treasury. Shockingly, the Auditor General was also denied access to key data during the audit.

Meet the son of Adonija Gabriel Oguda, a fully grown intellectual who looked in the mirror, nodded respectfully, then decided lemme behave like Sudi. Oguda is currently a soloist in the Kumi Bila Break choir,, singing louder like rent is due and the landlord has already removed

They say you raise the bar with your guests& this year I started from the very top. Five years old, standing on my shoulders, doing what he does best. Together we made a Kenyan classic. Ugali, Nyama choma and Kachumbari. One day he’ll stand on his own but today, we stood side

Kuna mahali nimelimwa block but I deserve it

Quavo: "You did the bitch wrong and now the bitch gone, she posted with a thug. Call the bitch phone she won't come home. Don't beat her up. Breezy: "RIP Takeoff, he the only one that got true respect. Crazy how when he died , everybody really wished it was you instead."

Ngori sana, uanga bad

Indi Kino

Fuck Judas, fuck Iscariot and fuck you snitch bitch ass nigga

Tukoo, tuko huku kasa na mbavu ni tatu

The fuck do you mean husikizagi Katombi, Kisinga?

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!