With the way I plan my life for primary school I no belive say I go dey post meme like this 😂😂😂

nigerian elders no know pass greeting mehn. “you can’t greet?” wetin you wan use am do nau

Good morning to all the good people out there and if you're a bad person I wish you sudden, explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic, with frequent sneezes.

Lanlord gave rules that after 10pm, the gate should be locked, he said because his CO landlord house was robbed. Landlord makes sure that the gate was locked by 10pm sharp Just yesterday night by 10pm Tenant lock him outside with a new padlock..

Death to all pedophiles, rapists and their enablers.

I’m about to have the best Ramadan ever followed by the best year ever Insha aa Allah.

6 Days to Ramadan Insha Allah. Allahumma balligna Ramadan.

i cast and bind any “near success syndrome” in my life.

so you open a book and you DON’T see the scenes like a movie??? you don’t feel like you’re inside the story?? you’re just… calmly reading lines??? can’t be me 😭

This is something that will never happen to my husband in this life bi’idnillah,no matter how peaceful and sweet outside is,his house will be a mini paradise that he’ll always be eager to run back to,no in between, “My wife is waiting for me type shii”😌

6 days left to Ramadan Marhaban yaa Ramadan. Welcome month of Ramadan 🙏🙏🙏

The sharp pain in the ahh is so unnecessary too

Prostitution doesn't cause fibroids Abortion doesn't cause fibroids There's no known major cause of fibroids But just being a black woman increases a woman’s chance of having fibroids We should show more grace to them Most women are dealing with things they have no

To that person who hasn’t been herself lately, your spark will return, and you will shine like you were meant to. It’s difficult when you catch yourself not being you, when you feel your whole world falling apart before your eyes.

The best flavour of capri sun, is the strawberry flavor, closely followed by the orange flavour. The apple flavour is the absolute worst and it shouldn’t exist.

I wish to sell over 100 Ramadan food boxes, experience a breakthrough in my business, and move into a bigger store this year 🤲🏽 It seems impossible, but I am putting my trust in God and giving it my best effort. I hope I come back to this post 🥺

🌙 5 days to Ramadan. May Allah grant us life, strength, and sincerity to witness it and make the most of it. Ameen 🙏

5 days to Ramadan. 🌙 I really miss Aunty Esther. By now, she would have delivered 10 bags of rice to me, but it is well. May Allah forgive her. Insha Allah, we will receive it on Monday. Ramadan Kareem. ❤️

Jummah Mubaraq May Allah answer your prayers and grant you your heart desires.

Oh my God !!! Ramadan is that you?