Oh hey, he's talkin' about me.

Onions are delicious and I could eat 'em like apples. Matter of fact, I do whenever I can get 'em.

Alright, ya shiny orb, you got one job-- make me look clever. If this tweet thing don’t work, I'm chuckin' ya in the creek. Can't believe wizards use these for 'communication.' What’s next? Magic pigeons that scream at ya?

Speak and make thyself heard. Language is the portal to your dreams. May The Forest light your path.

Okay, new rule: If you're a faerie sellin' 'enchanted trinkets' and it explodes when I sneeze, we're gonna have words. And by words, I mean fists. Goblin fists. Big ones.

BAHAHA Ain't no freakin' way, did they really send you that?? That's hilarious. ...Ya know that by postin' it here for us all to see, you're really not doin' yourself any favors, yeah?

Rag-ag Like I always say, why have 't' when you can get a nice cold beer?

Fun fact: Bounty huntin' is a great way to get your cardio in. Funner fact: You ever try chasin' a gnome on roller skates? It’s a workout and an emotional journey.

My bounty? Hunted.

Found a cursed ring today. Put it on. Now every time I hiccup, I teleport a few feet. Great for dodgin' traps, bad for casual drinkin'.

Hey, you guys, what's up with all these frickin' pissed off gnomes on my timeline? Jeez, what a buncha' pricks.

GOBLIN NEWS HAS NOW OFFICIALLY HIT 100 FOLLOWERS!!! As promised a week or so ago I shall do a name reveal: My real name is CobbleStone 💚💚💚 Thank You Goblins!!!