Alastor's currently stirring up what seemed to be Eggnog. "Come one, come all! I've made an alcoholic concoction! Eggnog, mixed with Black Spiced Rum and Caliber Whiskey! Won't last long, I'll make sure of that!"

I sexually identify as a bearded dragon. This is my legacy.

|| HOLY SHIT, I SPLIT SPIKED EGGNOG ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND DIRECTLY ON MY MACBOOK OH FUCK SKFOJEF WHEEZE, IM AUCH A DUMB BITCH, OH MY FOD

|| Life has fucked me again. Though I should be getting a new laptop tomorrow and hopefully get to all those replies/starters I owe soon!

|| SO I'VE GOTTEN A NEW LAPTOP AT LAST. I'LL RESPOND TO RPS AND THE LIKE VERY SOON. I'VE JUST BEEN JUGGLING WITH COVERING OTHERS SHIFTS AT WORK AND STILL BEING SICK.

|| Right when I think I've gotten this keyboard down, I find mishaps in my writing, omfg. Please, fingers, get used to this foreign setup.

It takes the same amount of force it would to bite through a carrot! Though messier and tougher texture! You’re welcome.~

|| One more 4 to midnight shift tonight and I’ll be free tomorrow. I might take my free time to just chill and sleep all day instead of RPing. I’m be a t.

|| LITERAL COUGH LAUGHING EHAT HAVE I JUST TEAD, FUCKIN DYINB F

|| Never would I have thought I needed this in my l i f e.

|| Will respond to everything, especially DMs, tomorrow! Currently just chillin with all of my 8 cats.

|| I've read about all the replies in my DMs and answered some! I'll get to the rest after work in about 4 hours!

|| I'm in.....such a RadioApple / RadioVideo mood... I'm such a fuckin sucker for the 'Best Friends to Lovers' / 'Rivals to Lovers' tropes, hhhg. I'd eat that fluff shit up even if it were merely platonic.

|| Gonna be gone for a little while. Dealing with life and a huge mental blockage.

// Fuck, I know I said I’d be gone for a little while but my muse died shortly after. Sucks cause there’s SLs I enjoyed the concept and interactions of, which are probably now gone if I were to come back anyway. I’ve been pulled into the DC Universe real damn bad, lmao..

|| FUCK IT. I miss this fandom and how amazing I remember this community is. I’m going to get my muse back one way or another. If you’re someone I had an SL going on with, like this tweet! I’ll be back with replies for every single one of you! If you’re still interested, ofc.

“So— ! If a mother elf is still pleasing to the eyes in her old age, would she then be considered... A m𝑒𝑙𝑓— ?” Excuse his uninvited presence. He just thought of that terrible joke and just couldn’t wait to tell it! @RULERWITHASMILE