Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

“Sir, the workers are striking.” “I didn’t know we hired based on looks.” “And on top of that, the general public is revolting.” “Ah, those are the ones we didn’t hire.”

Superman stuck in da microwave

starting to think business is standing on me

The transition at “Not My Son” was DIABOLICAL

notice how conrad didn’t shoot a firework at them very demure very mindful

Posted at 12:12 on the 12th. ❤️‍🔥 Tay’s 12th album is called………… pre pre-order now at taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh…

THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL

on my way to the mojo dojo casa swamp

the person that edited, pitched and created this scene deserves a raise and the best head of their life #TheSummerITurnedPretty

hope the wedding is small just taylor and me and travis i guess

Jeremiah trying to make Belly being at the beach house with Conrad during Christmas worse than him physically cheating on her in Cabo 🙄 HE IS THE WORST #TheSummerITurnedPretty

jeremiah fisher i hope you're miserable until you die

she needs to do this to jeremiah fisher

JUST IN: The Charlie Kirk Show has gone live. Charlie's seat at the table is there - and it's empty. An absolutely crushing scene. All of them are holding back tears. "Charlie would've wanted us to be here. He would've been upset if we weren't here. We've left his chair open

the whiny folkmore only stans would never survive a car ride with me and just hitting shuffle on taylor’s discography

love that steve is wasn’t even trying to get back with nancy he was just ragebaiting jonathan for the love of the game