water is so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesn't even leave a stain. you don’t even have to wash it out because it’s already washed

by Vicious

I’m in my “wish the lord would take me now” era

hes genuinely the funniest person alive

ngl, the elitist European mind discovering that South Brazil isn’t some place they can go and act like they’re at a zoo, but instead a region that makes a lot of European cities look not so European anymore, is gonna be hilarious.

Administrations change, but American Middle East policy remains the same

If you live in a 3rd world country and see someone dressed like this. You’re done for.

Beat so hard nobody realized they wasn’t talking about nothing

Napoleon shows us the key to achieving great things is having an avoidant long-distance ex as a pen pal that you casually conquer empires to impress, and yet remains consistently out of reach.

Hard times ahead

I measure my manic episodes with how many loops I've done of sopranos. Currently at loop 5. Never watch the final season after Chris gets it. Horrible vibes

Got the pop stan side of x shook rn you can say anything now after the epstein bomb

Christopher’s intervention

Joey Paulie’s face when Adriana said “he can no longer function as a man” kills me every time