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Steven Brake

@quip_witted

Reader, writer, punster. Retweets are not endorphins.

Tee/hee.

PhD in Shakespeare's English History plays, so a Doctor. But not a useful one.

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Hannah Arendt wasn't impressed by the fruity beverage she had in Somerset - but that just proved her point about the banana tea of Yeovil. #RateMyPun #LunchPun

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I'm trying to choose between buying some herons and watching an Australian comedian. Egrets? I've had a few. But then again - to view Tim Minchin... #RateMyPun #LunchPun

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I asked Mick Jagger if he had any novels about the East German Secret Police, but he told me that he couldn't get no Stasi fiction. #RateMyPun #LunchPun

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Oasis aren't playing any gigs in Wales. So if anyone tries to sell you tickets to a gig there, remember: Don't Book Tracks In Bangor. #RateMyPun #LunchPun

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Seal is seriously ill, and the only thing that might cure him is if the actress that played Arya Stark gets a job with a discount supermarket. I know it sounds strange, but - he's never gonna survive unless he gets a Lidl Maisie. #RateMyPun #LunchPun

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Sean Connery once walked out of a film adaptation of a Stephen King book, grumbling that "I'm too old for thish It". #RateMyPun #LunchPun