dude has seen me at my worst

this happened 2 years ago today 💀

#Leo are over-thinkers, so if you don’t give them an answer they’ll come up with one.

Only man that can save Draymond Green

me googling everything after watching a movie based on true events

The Breakfast club podcast goin downhilllll

Humans are disappointing as a species

Pilates sounds so cute, dainty, and girly until you realize it’s lowkey really just military war training. Wtfff

This gotta be the most outta control “emotional support” dog in history 🤣 shlda left that bad ass dog at home that fake ass amazon vest aint foolin nobodyyyy

Do not text me a link to anyyyything without context. The way I’m so paranoid about being hacked 😭

What u put out is already coming back to you

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

Now Uber why tf would I want a walking buddy 😒😒😒

Ppl still gettin DUIs in 2024 🥴

today is the day i imagined it wld be ☀️

I’m not a speakerphone frienddddd

Hollyweirddd

i'm mastering the art of being silent, even when there's a lot to be said.

Do paprika even taste like anything fr 🤔