when i say “you’re NOBODY to lie to” i mean it in the most disrespectful way possible

I’m gonna have a great year regardless because I decided that I’m gonna have a great year regardless. I’m actually gonna have a great five decades regardless because I decided that I’m gonna have a great five decades, regardless. no matter what the ritual is it’s gonna be great

apparently if you like a tweet with the words "happy new year" the heart explodes in a little firework

wearing all new clothes and shoes for a night out really feels like this

SHE LOOKS SO GOOD

i had to spread this out between years

entering 2026 like

My digestive system after several consecutive eating holidays--

Omg YES. Sent us into a 12-year loop of toxicity. lol So glad that’s over.

This is the worst I have treated my body in a two week span in my entire life. I feel like the mucinex booger

i always get free money out of nowhere. i always get free money out of nowhere. i always get free money out of nowhere. i always get free money out of nowhere. i always get free money out of nowhere. i always get free money out of nowhere. i always get free money out of nowhere.

I’ve grieved grey’s anatomy characters harder than Erika Kirk has grieved her husband

what do you mean next week I have to go back to working 40+ hours instead of reading whole books and going to movies in the middle of the day and getting drunk on my couch. haha what do you mean

List of places I won't be going this year: • The extra mile • Above & Beyond • Back & forth • Out of my way • All out for people • Where I’m not invited So help me God.

If you already have mood problems.. you need to go to sleep at night. As a person who likes to stay up all night “to enjoy my alone time”, it doesn’t benefit me at all. Had to stop ts

I will NOT eat up my money in 2026 ... I got food at home! I got food at home! I GOT FOOD AT HOME ALL 2026 ! 😂😂😂

You will touch your first $1M in 2026.

They didn’t lie when they said you wake up one day and just don't care anymore. No warning, no dramatic shift, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.

😭😭😭

Definitely not aluminum foil. You're just going to have to pay Reynolds their money